O.K., I'll Feed Myself -- If I Have Too!

Dad Hears		Mac Said
Bark, Bark, Bark		Feed me !  Get my dish off the wash machine
Scratch, Scratch, Bark, Bark,		It's right over here! I jumped up and down my claws making noise on the side of the washing machine.
Crate making rattling noises		O.K. I will just jump up on my crate, and then jump over to the wash machine and get what food is left in the dish
Bark, Bark, Bark		My reach exceeds my grasp, I can get up but I can't get down.  Dad come and get me
Bark, Bark, Jump, Jump		Finally, (stupid human) I guess he's slow, but trainable,.  He Fed me!